1935 Bayreuth Germany NSKK National Socialist Motor Corps School News Booklet

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An extremely rare, possibly unique item.
A very unusual, almost comic book like newsletter from the "Motorsportschule des NSKK "Freiherr v. Egloffstein" (Bayreuth-Saas)" or translated as the "Freiherr v. Egloffstein" (Bayreuth-Saas) NSKK Motorsport School".  The newsletter dates to 1935 and is likely for younger people as it is very whimsical.  The complete translation is below and each paragraph is a different page.  Almost every page has a cartoon drawing on it like you see in the picture.  The translation is google and rough but you get the idea.  I did not translate the written text but there may be some from google in here.
SANATORIUM! EEEEEEEEEK ===========
RECREATION SH E IM! ===========================
How do I get my
HERBS T - HOLIDAY? . -.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.
Only in the recreation area of ​​the NSKK Ba y reuth Zs à a su Cheapest prices! Excellent catering! On request, our valued guests are available to trained teachers who will gently familiarize them with the basic rules of driving and driving on the road. Participation is voluntary, however!
Write today !!!!
Some of "Him"!
If we look at a tree we can see the following on it. The roots are deep down in the earth, but they are connected to a weaker or stronger trunk and at the top, as the trunk's cap, there is usually a point! For a change, let's compare the tree with our school district! First there is the underground that is the student's big league! This is then followed by a weaker or stronger tribe. The group leaders then usually form the extremely weak tribe, and above, as the school cap, there is a man at our head who also praises and not only yells with us His name is Joseph Herbert. I want to dedicate these lines to him, so folks, stop screaming and listen to the things I can tell about him! I will only report the truth and nothing, even nothing at all, because that increases the attraction of the thing, so that one laughs hard and powerful! You all probably know that our boss is a hunter! By the way, I want to mention, in order to prevent streaks of bad luck, the hunter has to stand in league with a good, sharp dog. That's why the boss bought one and, just hear me, baptized it "Ras"! The boss wants to show a lot of sympathy for Abyssinia because - "Ras" means prince, that's the name of his dog, but here sympathy expresses itself when he compares the negative advisor with a hangover dog !! He often goes out hunting, mostly for half the night. Very often he returns home unsuccessfully, that really has to be because where else would the game come from if every hunt was also a catch day !! But recently he brought a deer from stalking in the back of the car! Thereupon there arose a great shouting of the people, they ran up in no time. Four guides with special strength carried the booty out and dragged it in front of the entrance to the church when suddenly someone dared to brush his teeth
and so quite harmlessly asks the question - whether such a cattle bark sometimes? An andror asked roughly where the front and back were? And what the cattle fres, e, how difficult it is, in short we talked about all sorts of things. But there was also an expert among them who suddenly said very fresh and cheerful and wrinkled his face in curly folds, man - where is the old man's shot? Yes, where did the boss meet the stag? The question was still open for the time being. Until the expert announced to the crowd: "Gentlemen, the shot is just right!" So not exactly in the right place, thank God, they were all so bright that, if you want a real shot, the ball has to go into the leaf! So, dear Herbert, let me tell you you shouldn't bother to carry the rifle around in the forest for the time being! But --- turlieber diligently practicing on the Rehbockscheibe, no shot at seven and if you have a shot diligently then you planting again 'nen fir branch and look at the animals to your cure zweil this, a urkräftiges
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Our school caretaker can everyone he is the interior service instructor has he talked about something that is his closing words, understand that? We also all know our school caretaker as a very nervous man who needs nothing but calm. He has it Well considered and moved to Bonzenheim because smoking, alcohol consumption and guest reception are forbidden here! But he gets dreadfully angry when a nuisance arrives after 180! I think it won't do us much harm if we open the stock market a little plague
and then get so much together. to push our nervous school caretaker to relax in the mountains because there, he is not driven around like here like in a cattle shed!
A driver's sigh! ====================================
O'irdisches Jammertal
Linen lamppost - the streets are much too narrow to find You can certainly be so excited
wherever the sea of ​​lanterns comes from hanging on the curb!
come here once?
Guardians are way too much more than you want them to be, you're always scared because you're knocking you over!
The eye of the law watches over you day and night If your journey is a crooked one, you're stupid!
That should be a life !? Nobody imagines it! Better put an end to the dream a hundred more - to the tree!
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Our Hildner is a primal creature, you all already know that he can often make a lot of noise. You really can't tell by looking at him. He already wears a halo as a badge of honor for his screaming! In the form of a round, smooth, still smallthat is visible from afar
plate!
Doc. Honorable appointment! (Without guarantee!)
--------- As we are informed by our correspondent, the director of the Bayreuth-Saas motorsport school is an honorary member of the council of the town of Thiergarten in the Bavarian East Mark with 100% voting unit been. The appointment is all the more honorable for Oborführer Herbert, since it was the first time that someone was an honorary member of the municipal council of such a significant city as Thiergarten. has been recorded. As the correspondent continues to write to us, the local council now hopes that in the future the close cooperation with Oberführer Herbert will avoid Kirchweihraufereiein if possible. To celebrate the introduction of the new council member, on October 27th, 1935. all military men are off duty. (Bravo! Editor's note)
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I Papa Kopp!
= ===================== He says he was born in Munich and that is where the stork lost him! He did not look long in Bavaria, but moved to the beach of Lake Van. He worries the local teacher early in the morning until late. Then he starts driving as a special sport. The further course of life was then by no means in vain: He looks for a dear wife takes care of the marriage and is a happy father three times before a full cradle. When a member loyal to the movement
he turns back to the south, he teaches driving a car in Bayreuth and rushes through the country with his cart. There is no one else like him, popular with the people and the leadership alike, and our dear Papa Kopp is praised everywhere!
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caused by the one suddenly going on. so that both discs face immediately
and the drive then continues in the current gear, in second gear. caused by the Kuppelungi If the fourth gear is still there. In his mind, Felbinger thinks of his first car trip where Schneid was paired with stupidity and where he drove around in the barracks courtyard with a lot of rumble! He thanks the creator today that there was a hole in the carburetor, that the vehicle then stopped and he could continue on foot! Because if it hadn't been for the hole you can read in the newspaper: For 15 years with Rumbum, Felbinger drives around in the yard! In the meantime we drive on in a very cheerful manner on the straight road. We have a maximum of twenty on it and that's enough for such a straight, free route but --- now comes a sharp corner The student thinks: I'm now running and kicking the cart into the cross so that everyone sighs loudly and audibly. Just someone who sits on it and laughs because he made his will. Felbinger is! S, the great thinker, the man of action, the charioteer who carefully made his testament in advance when he heard the big Tibel
you form from the Vehrmann Schübel! "Schübel does everything at once, he even connects with him ! brake pedal and is otherwise a driver of format articularly in the inner city Ler he shows it all what he can do, he is targeting the homes corners on
controls to protect man going on
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h Felbinger has no Joy to No. 11 of his eleven people.
Wehrmann Schübel has already thrown a whole lexicon of expressions at Lemlich's head,
chubel, he got it ........! From the drive then we back uger goes with a duistern look then heto the canteen
often wentagain, he first had a bottle of beer
, but it was pretty much a Schübel, de are from the Pelbinger company in the direction of 0.3 eranthes here 6 and drinks first
and amused his sorporu
40 brings him into equilibrium Balbinger, 121 if you have to live even longer I have the good advice Di cebe does something for you do it like the military man he is correct, factual and artistic
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the stresses. The basic foundation of the human being
The "Sani" is a funny animal. I want to tell you that here. As a very clever man, he is better off than a professor! In a lecture he said that you are not clearing your throat now! After studying for a long time, it is now clear to me that human beings are based on their feet! And my newly written book "How do I care for my feet" is highly recommended by the university and my work will be worth it! But the "Sani" will not forget that he always monitored our food. What food and drink we got We Schiller could never complain!
Danger!
Danger!!
Hunting trophy exhibition combined with a historical weapon show !!! from today until further notice in room 4. Free guided tours by the supervisor! As a propie rarity several capital gourmets!
We have another man here who really goes along with the tavern, he looks out the window of the canteen with a sour-sweet expression. He speaks little to the people, which you all know for sure now, my family tree is purely from Jews, some of you will be amazed
and still not quite believe it. but just take a look at this paper. Notary Bock has certified it for me.
He came from Berlin there 1 some will probably ask who? He writes himself Kersten is the man that every student can suffer! I can’t say anything bad about him because he usually hides in sexy clothes! Often he wears a monocle like a fine gentleman in one eye and then reminds us very much of a proud rooster! Just one thing has now risen in his head, he wants to fall in love with a horse!
In his choice he is of modest race and he avoids hot blood, the main thing for our man is the horse must go like a lamb! "What does he want to do with the horse? When you hear it, then you have to laugh! If work at 6 is over for him So he rides into the "Pipricitin", which is a coffee in town, where he must have a sweetheart!
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Does what is determined by him that can only be done with him does everything
go ahead of the first move? is a very correct man! can only his platoon leader Kopp.
everything goes hopp.hopp, hopp. his driving school is lively to
learn pupils turn it only in lu Ind some knows what for !! 75 we went to town, for thanksgiving a he left us oozig times the blue brothers anet he lives very withdrawn and besieged I almost envy him for his peace! But he can't stand it with God when he runs out of a Ganghofer novel. Henn then he can't get a book anymoreground
so his suggestion breaksthat Ganghofer can be resurrected so that he can write new novels for Kopp !!
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S epp 1 Greetings!
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Now it's the turn of the new train driver who I can't forget in a hurry! It is only mentioned by all Seppl Grieners and is well known to everyone in the town. A good joke is worth a lot to him, even if he is sometimes fermenting with anger. Then comes with his nicknames, which we bear with the utmost calm. Since he is still young married and still misses small children, he got the crazy idea and thought it was especially nice if he had a baby from us! Otherwise Sepp is a good man Group 4 can only praise him. But now, as a great man, he is already setting the tone,
which is easy to understand! Now that his home is quite a long way off, Lana Sepp sees it as natural and asks school for a car that he can use for his needs! If he doesn't get it, he'll go to the Kersten. to see how a horse suits him!
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We are not purposely
in
charge of running such Masai
clocks in operation at companies in Germany, which is decisive for our cooperation, in catering so that the largest of them can be energized. (Note from the substitute propellant di complete motorization.
TAT
ORODH Note from the
editor.) We recommend using a large number of our machines for the main times from 1/2 11 to 12 and from 17 to 18 years. This would result in considerable savings in fuel. As the inventor
assured, he has already gotwith the local offices of all military organizations
in touchto settle the question of how the new cabbagegreatest
steam will achieve thepossible savings. Red. Maybe Kohidam pf "represents the new means with which one could approach the motorization of Germany without hesitation!)
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minute! (Own wire message) we received the following message from the motorsport school Bayreuth-Saas NSKK: On October 21stp.m. suddenly a bunch of happywithout any further cause
Around 8:71people from the day room into the dark night. A pageant formed, which was magically lit by torches. Platoon leader Felhinger turned out to be the deployment leader, who was fully conscious of his vurde , with a trumpet as well as a crash helmet. In front of a 1 man strong Kapebbe, the procession set off slowly in the direction of the "Bonzenheim". In the course we noticed a number of celebrities, such as treasurer Kersten and Platoon Leader Kopp. Of the group leaders who took part, we were particularly struck by Group Leader Kudnik, who was left and right by two soldiers 8-sided, the Stammtisch flag advanced. On the platform ent des Bonzenheimesi na hm the train line-up and Zugunter Kopp gave a sparkling speech to the people whoin the
appeared at the windowmeantime and who were enthusiastic about it,
as is the case with pro, tried sharp eyes and in the meantime has
us acclaimed school caretaker Schindler. For the latter, the sea-whipped birds of enthusiasm were probably too much and, with prominent personalities, he tried again and again to escape through a side gate. But
eyes had spotted him and soon he wasthe people
brought into the school building byin a triumphal procession, Paroisen the indestructible platoon leader Felbinger hadaway
given them. Off to Abyssinia! "The rally
ended with a buoyant (!) Celebration, which is probably the only sympathy rally for Abesverten to date. Late in the night even a nest telegram is said to have been sent to the Negus,
Carole issued:" On nac
in a raise a Germany! 12 lines a tribute
would be ready at the time to take the place of "Ras" in. The reply telegram from the ITegus has arrived, but every moment it will be
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Dreams are foam ! (to the picture below.). When you enter room four there is a bottle of beer on the table next to it, Emanuelen sits and is terribly tormented to drink the last goat dead. Slowly he lets his head sink. Then when five minutes passed Imanuel was caught up in sleep and then he started dreaming! He dreamed of a new rifle with which it would be easier to meet a Buichse, who went by itself on fleas, roebucks, donkeys and steeds, who automatically hit in the morning, noon and late in the evening. Yes, the jack doesn't miss a shot even in a dark night. And Emanuelen continues to dream, now I no longer need to torment myself with hunting fever and water mosquitoes I just lie on my back and start to sleep peacefully. The rifle then throws a thud, it crashed Emanuel was still laughing in his dream. But soon the laughter in the fades as reality then stands in front of him because when he laughed in a dream, he landed very quietly and very gently on the ground and that now causes complaints. Such a rifle would be very special, but --- from the dream and from the beard.
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A suggestion!ニ ニ ニ ニ ニ ニ ニ ニ ニ ニ ニ ニ ニ% 3D Now that pretty much all of the courses have contributed in some way to the beautification of the school area in their free time. For example, the 13th course by creating the off-road lane, or the 14th course by building the rear school yard, we recommend the school management to use the 15th course for creating a toilet facility on Tangowiese 1 or any other busy place, as the existing facilities in no way correspond to the demand and in busy times bitter boxing and wrestling matches are fought for the order!
A factual report! It is now the turn of the main driving instructor Heinrich Schobert to write the man. He's a very special kind who not only combines great driving skills with a great knowledge of the machine, no, he also has an artistic face! You can't easily discover them because his head usually serves other purposes (so he has to waste a lot of energy to tell the two hundred young people that it is necessary that the papers come with!) And many other things too does not belong here. But when the evening's duty is over, he doesn't go home straight away, but it's fashion for him, he sits down at the wire chest of drawers and now the big under - or races up and down, he knocks on it everything cracks and 1030 it sounds soft again He plays with love and pain, with Gluok and lcore's wallet! Trgotut his game undaunted until this quarter of an hour! "The lonaci 1.
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ur nu inschine that only works and works when there is schnapps in the tank container! For this reason, it is then controlled the canteen and gets the sc. like us in the form of a pinsche beer and-- sits down in front of the piano again!
Schobort now reveals himself, because - on the left he plays in major and minor on the right - he surts me to roll the armband! Heinrich, you did that fine, we all have very Felnelit we love
you the auton advice Keep going in this way! And if you come in need you can easily earn your bread by simply advertising and not being embarrassed: Attention!
Attention! : You play linka in only and Moll and Sauf right the bark roll!
Who is that ?
Recently a little midget arrived by train and barely got into school, he started to scream, roar, command "I learn to walk on all fours" Mbino is in the direction that, just puke - look straight ahead, what is there to gawk at? "So it goes on all day, it's a new plague for us! People read: I rock my nose up too 'I'm not as dangerous as I look !!
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Group leader Dorn's move! ========================================
As we learn, Gruppenführer Dorn, who has been lonely so far, is and lived abandoned in Bayreuth, will soon be bringing his wife home and as we continue to hear, the happy couple will move into a comfortable villa near the motorsport school. The editors wish the couple all the best for their move and we hope that group leader Dorn will continue to be in a good mood despite this new situation.
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On Sunday morning, Maier came here it was in bright sunshine / the guard smiled very mildly because he was not really in the picture! because our Maier came from there no longer has a collar or tie! The next morning he thinks very anxiously, where is the collar with the tie? Only now does it occur to him again that he brought a girls' home that evening! Standing with her at the garden fence for a long time, when he sometimes bent down to her, the collar pinched him terribly, he considered it a good thing and quickly took off the thing because he is also very forgetful, he still misses ties and ties !!
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B allwie All you need to do is call 307!
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The role model!
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A solo driver came home
that can't be anyone other than the Leiner! We already know for a long time that a rank should be a role model for us - now he comes in to the gate and thinks - the pace should be faster We students stand in the courtyard and are amazed the boss is almost in a good mood, because what came next wasn't nice at all, it should only have been seen by everyone because Leiner's motorcycle slips away in front and our fat man was lying in the dirt! The lics. his proud H. Z not to be laughed at, and arum he packs his seven things and wants to do better at "Barres"!
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A rare heirloom!
ニ ニ ニ ニ ニ ニ ニ ニ ニ ニ ニ ニ ニ ニ ニ ニ ニ ニ ニ ニ = 3D As we are told, not long ago group leader Lindig went with several comrades in a passenger carriage to the Bavarian East Mark. Group leader Lindig planned to visit his widowed aunt, who lived near Kemnath. When they arrived in the small town, Lindig first led his passengers to the cemetery to the grave of his uncle. Lindig remained there for a long time in silent devotion! But while Lindig was apparently looking deeply at the grave, his thoughts were already with his aunt and he imagined what his inheritance would be! It then drops its comrades down in an inn and went to see their aunt! But after 1/4 hour Lindig came back and swung his inheritance in his right hand - an old, rusty revolver !! In connection with its gable, evil tongues have called it since then: Revolver nose !!
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ニ ニ ニ ニ ニ ニ ニ ニ ニ ニ ニ ニ ニ ニ ニ ニ ニ ニ ニ ニ ニ ニ ニ ニ ニ ニ ニ ニ ニ ニ ニ Despite all the dishes I stay as a harness master at the Bayreuth Saas motorsport school and do not go to the stage as an opera singer! I'm still big in Salto Mortale on a motorcycle. First appearance in the context of the WHV!
Moosgraber, Schirrm. Tudnik gives lessons on the correct vocalization of foreign words! (state-approved layperson!)
Unhappily married? Contact Schumann ("Bonzenheim") office hours from 8 a.m. to 8 p.m. or by telephone. Pre-registration. Who gives me professional lessons in the treatment of a DKW light motorcycle? The latter has repeatedly abandoned me for the last 8 days, so that I was forced to walk from my apartment to the school because the school provided me with a vehicle was denied.
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New! Am able to. Any rats and mice plagued me immediately by means of my gypsy violin, the expensive strings and the impure fifths. References: Knappenschneider. As a loudspeaker substitute: Ballwieser.
- Withdrawal! It is not true that I have a bride with a branch, it is also untrue that the same name is Astrowitz, it is also intentions! untrue that I'm already engaged I only have serious
roast pork. We will be happy to provide you with information on the type and implementation of taxiing commands. Room 34. Exceptionally safe motorcyclist, known as racing driver saliva, is looking for commitment for the next racing season.
Stapf. Bösenegger is recommended as an art driver.Specialty:close your
full throttle ---eyes! Ban of the police chief of Bayreuth! Throwing away fruit residues, especially peach stones, is strictly forbidden. There is a special reason to point out this ban again, because a school attendant slipped at a moderate speed (1st gear) with his heavy machine (3rd MW) on such a core and made an unpleasant acquaintance with two avenue trees.
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nu. My comrades understand that I will "take full the restaurant Sauf you from 7.77.35. I beg your kind support, since I'm usually forced to take even the most noble material for me to assert my existence.
Comrade Negus , Civil servant in peace.
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Who can provide a registration form for the 15th course for a long-term course participant? At the same time, I ask for new face masks to be sent in, as my rag face is already too well known in the school area.
Grandfather A requests offers Po ley. Kitchen bull Maier. Finally, after a long struggle, I have succeeded in seizing sole power over the kitchen. Therefore, ask for the necessary respect of my Ferson from all ranks. I will ruthlessly report violators to the superior office for punishment .
Chef de cuisine Maier. End of the editorial part.
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4711 Tatersall Noris, Nuremberg!
(Stable fragrance)
In order to avoid any complaints about the content of this farewell newspaper, the editorial staff contacted the office on the day of issue !! i 11 aie i u ft to speak!
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Measures 11 1/2 by 8 1/4
Box J 06252021
Weight 4 ounces